There was once a girl called mckinters
who was known to sleep with a feather
and she yelled at me to shut up
when i raped and touched miss heather.
she loved coldplay
and ash too
but sadly and unfortunaetly
daniel ate her poo.
so she got up and left
with a smile on her face
she got up and sat
beside her best friend gay face.
emily was jealous
she held a knife in her hand
she stood up quickly
and stabbed the man from the band.
she yelled and hollered
'I AM GAY'
mckinty and gayface turned around
then they ran away.
they ran and they ran
as fast as they could
but emily had a gun
and she was in a foul mood.
emily rode an elephant
gayface rode an ant
mckinters ran on her legs
and was saved my a tramp.
the tramp rescued her on his flying carpet
they flew up into the sky
then swooped down to get kiera
who now was riding a fly.
eventually kiera was saved
but emily was still ready to kill
so gayface and mckinters decided
that it was time to call in 'PHIL'.
phil was a camp rock star
who arrived in a boat
he quickly got a shovel
and began building a moat
and with the code word set
every one got into their places
phil loaded his gun.
mckinty and kiera covered their faces
BANG BANG BANG
and emily was dead
kiera hugged mckinters
she needed to be fed.
so they went to mcdonalds
and had a big mac
then went to NY
and raped mac.
so that was the end
as you can see
but i love them all
mckinters, kiera, emily and me!
