I was soooo bored and the traffic jam was sooooo long.
Have you tried my Urchin stew?
I made it specially for you,
I plucked the lad from off the street,
I promise you he tastes a treat.
I boiled him up real nice and high,
There's still some left for Urchin Pie.
Ensure you eat the balanced way;
A bowl of Urchin every day!
As long as we live mortal lives
Heaven we'll not see
But Waitrose's toffee sundae
Is as close as man can be.
I know for a fact I don't want to be dead,
But I love the calm beauty of requiem.
How I love to watch aeroplanes fly overhead;
But oh, how I loathe to be in them.
That man in the car next to ours
Just picked his nose and ate it.
We've all been stuck here for hours and hours
My own hunger has passed mortal powers
But as I watch on as his snot he devours
I'm thinking; what a horrible git.
O Woe for the colour of nylon
we must go and buy some dylon!
and turn my shoe
a nice shade of blue
and then we can all have a pile - on.
(last line courtesy of Hannah, evie's sister)
