Jusyt another goofy little song I decided to write. In a sudden burst of inspiration/bordem, this song was created, though punctuation was not included, so that may need help.
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I browsed the Young Writer’s Forum,
I looked at a poll or two.
When suddenly I felt dumb,
‘Cause on every poll, I saw you.
Oh Patrick Buchanan,
Who are you?
Nobody knows who you are,
But everyone’s heard of your name.
People near, and people far,
It’s forever embedded in our brains.
I asked around to see who you were,
But the people I asked didn’t know.
So I Googled you just to be sure,
Because I knew that that wouldn’t be slow.
I clicked on the link that went to your site,
Went to “Biography” and I read,
But what it said gave me such a fright,
You’re a journalist and politician who’s color is red.
Oh Patrick Buchanan,
“The truth hurts” is painfully true.
Turns out you’re a conservative Republican.
Oh what can I do?
Nobody knows who you are,
But everyone’s heard of your name.
People near, and people far,
It’s forever embedded in our brains.
