( this a crazy group of headlines I have either found or made up these)
1.Scientist have discovered that monkeys that have been stabbed have a dramatically shorter life span than normal monkeys.
2.some people believe in the Lochness Monster, some people believe in big foot, but in Mobile Alabama,USA there is a man who is hunting a legendary creature named Geysecks. The reason this man was is hunting Geysecks because he belives that it has eaten his brother.
"After my brother was consumed by Geysecks, I made a promis on my fathers grave that I would hunt Geysecks until I had it!"
3. In todays news Eminent scientist have finally made contact with God, These scientist requested that God retire from running the universe. God agreed under one condition, that the scientist create a human being from dust, the scientist complied but as they bent down to collect some dust, God stopped them and told them to get their own dust.
No attempts to further contact God have been made since then.
4. In todays news , A woman spends all day staring at a Orange juice carton because it says "Concentrate"
