Nice, I suppose. But I see far too many that are similar
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life — and one is as good as the other.
Ernest Hemingway
Captain: Marty!
Marty: Aye, Cap'n?
Captain: *sad sigh* You ever been married, Sailor?
Marty: *shakes head* No. I can't say that I have, Sir.
Captain: *pats Marty on the shoulder* Good. Stay that way, and you'll die a happy man.-Fanfiction.net story