(Shadow Sun: When you're travelling the speed of light, a flashlight's light is travelling still at light speed in relation to you. Because... time stops at light speed.)
"wub wub wub wub. Now Zoidberg is the popular one."
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard. — Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)