A Cause for Celebration?

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Ari needs a cookie.
Got YWS?

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*hands out cookies*
Please, sit down before you fall down.
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COOOOOKIIEEEE...

Cookie Monster rocks. Seriously.
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Elmo can kick Cookie Monster's ass any day.

*Eats cookie*
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Nu-uh.

Elmo's going to preschool like a wussy. Cookie monster is a neanderthal that would kill-er...no, since it's kid's programming, but anyway- for cookies. so it remains to be seen who shall be kicking who's butt.
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Elmo's a puny little thing. Cookie Monster would beat her any day.
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Elmo is way better because, his birthday is a day before mine. I always hated Cookie Monster because my mom would never let me eat that many cookies (so therefore I was jealous).
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Hold on. Is Elmo a boy or a girl?
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*stumbles in drunk carrying a case of smirnoff*
HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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Whoo! VODKA ALL AROUND!

Elmo's a guy, isn't he?

Elmo would beat Cookie Monster because he once rapped about the number 5 in some episode, so ha! (Don't ask me how I know that...)
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How do you know that? (tee hee)
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It's transsexual Elmo!

yeah, that's g-rated. :P
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I need a drink.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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Hey, did anyone else hear that the Cookie Monster now eats vegetables to make a better influence on kids?

lmfao!!!
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα




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Cookie monster...eats...vegetables? *dies* AHHH THAT IS CRUEL!
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