Annoying commercials

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Ack...bratz catz...it's very scary...
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The time warner cable one where the guy goes 'ever hear about the man who programmed his VCR to record a show for an entire season?!'

Ack, that's scary.
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You want to know an annoying commercial? The geico commericals...if i even spelled thta right. They are so freaking stupid and make me want to throw something at the tv. Who ever came up with them is a freaking idiot.
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The one where the guy is using a chainsaw, chopping a tree down, and a guy next door pulls into the driveway and the tree falls on his garage.
He looks at the dude with the chainsaw and said "Is that my chainsaw?{"
I think that was some... sort of insurance commercial too?

And the one where the couple come home to find out their house is full of Toxic waste. They like smile and stuff.... *sheesh*

Bratz suck donkey balls...

Also, i hate clothes commercials because there are always skinny people in them. ANd you're like ooh i want that ahirt only to go to the store and find out they aren't in your size. I hate that so much....

(That Grnier fruitis commercial where the girl tears apart the counter was freaking hilarious!!!)

And the annoying commrecial on cars, the one where there is 1 girl with a guy driving the car around and he picks up her friends and buys them food and they're like ''let's test out the yellow one.'' Stupid youngin's didn't even say thank you for the ride. Bad infulence I'm telling you.

I also hate the razor blade commercials...

AND AXE HELL!!! I hate those commercials.
They are disgusting and ew....

The lady is bathing something.
"How old are you?"
"I'm 22."
"ooh, yes you are"
SICK

The dude is showering and all of a sudden a buttprint appears on the shower wall.
EW...

And the one where thre are women dancing around poles, and it all leads up to a guy showering.
GROSS!!!

The guy is doing it with a Spanish chick and all of a sudden he's being chased by dogs. He grabs his axe and as he's running washes himself, runs across sprinklers and jumps a fence and divs into a pool and covers himself. The dogs don't find him and the mod leaves, and he turns his head and there's this butt ugly redhead winking at him, and he smiles.
MEAUGHERR!!!

How dirty boys get clean.

What the phuck?! Dirty as in unclean or dirty as in horny?
People are sick. The media is sick.
America is sick!

The British one I saw of Axe was damn hilarious.
He fell through the ceiling into a womens areobics class. He suddenly moves his hands over his privates. and they do too. So he starts to dance and they follow. And then he walks into the girls shower room on accident and there's a girl in there.




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Both, Liz, both. :wink:
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I also hate the axe comercials. Another comercial that annoys the crap out of me is the Fanta commercials.
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Noooooooo...I love the fanta commercials...but mwahaha, now I know how to annoy you!

YOU LOOK HOT IN ALL THAT PLASTER!
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Anyone see the Quizno's Subs commercials with the weird hampster-things and the annoying songs?

I loved them! But everyone else seemed to think they were scary...
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I hate sketcher commercials, sex sells, they prove it.
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Sam wrote:YOU LOOK HOT IN ALL THAT PLASTER!


DRINK SOME FANTA! FASTER, FASTER!


Don't you wanna, wanna Fanta, don't you wanna...

Don't you wanna? Mhm. :wink:


The girl in the purple is pretty damn hot
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It hate the one where they're using a Madness song to advertise a mag.
an i hate Lombard Direct it comes on to much.

An i hate Crazy Frog adverts.
I hate this one where a bottle of something sings "I know a song that will get on your get on your nerves ect."
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That song needs to have never existed! I work at a daycare and the Song That Gets On Everybodies Nerves is a very popular one among the third graders. Especially on the bus on long field trips, ACK!

I HATE those Fanta commericals! Oh, interesting fact: Fanta was created by the CocaCola company in an effort to continue trade with Germany during WWII. It was particularly popular among the young Nazi soldiers, because of its conveninence as a carry-along beverage.
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Phwoar...and I thought it was newer...

DIE KIDZ BOB!

eight-year-olds singing franz ferdinand...*shudder*
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The coca-cola advert, the man looks like a pervet becauses hugging everyone and pretending he knows everyone and they're his best friend.. But they're not...

Or the man looks like he needs to be locked up... Forever...

COCACOLA MUST BE BAD FOR YOU IF YOU ACT LIKE THAT!!




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I HATE dating commercial that are on at like, midnight and stuffs... They're on at least 10 times each in one night... GAH!
I REALLY HATE THOSE FANTA COMMERCIALS!!!
A1 STEAK SAUCE COMMERCIALS!!!
THAT ONE COMMERCIAL WHERE THE GUY'S PLAYING THE PIANO AND THEN THE SKATEBOARDER COMES IN AND PUTS HIS RADIO ON AND TALKS ABOUT SOMETHING... FORGOT WHAT...
THE COMMERCIALS WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, 'Your TV doesn't suck?' MAN!
OUST COMMERCIALS! THE LADY ACTS LIKE SHE MADE THE D**N STUFFS!
LYSOL, WINDEX, BOUNTY, PLEDGE, OXY-CLEAN, KABOOM, GLADE PUGINS, etc... ALL THOSE ARE ANNOYING!
FUSE COMMERCIALS!

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