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You didn't enter a coin, so the machine spits one out for you.

*inserts coin*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You get the colt!
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/8/8c/Dean_the_colt.jpg/600px-Dean_the_colt.jpg

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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Female
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You get a mini Micheal Jackson!

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Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural




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Gender Female
Points 44360
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You get a pensioner named Dorris.
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.




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Points 37408
Reviews 182
The machine shoots a coin out, hitting you in the eye.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Congrats! You get a hobo's smelly socks!

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“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov




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You get a hobo who was sleeping inside the machine. Why isn't he moving? He's not even breathing!

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get a bim bam banana ice cream pop!

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"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
"The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai




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Gender Female
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You get a broken TV!

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"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Gender Male
Points 1150
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You get athlete's foot. And an athlete's foot. Severed.

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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Female
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You get a rotten smelly French cheese.

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Piglet: How do you spell love?
Pooh: You don't spell it. You feel it.

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*"Cheeses Christ that stinks!"*
*gives it back*
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Male
Points 37408
Reviews 182
You get a botulised hamburger that has been heating out in the sun for days.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Gender Female
Points 4134
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You get a human head. Ohh yeah.

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Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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Reviews 182
You get a human head.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26



I wonder if people felt the freedom in our culture to love louder, if they'd be quicker to say "I miss you" when the absence of someone is felt instead of just thinking it.
— soundofmind