Young Writers Society


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You didn't enter a coin, so the machine spits one out for you.

*inserts coin*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Points 1150
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You get the colt!
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/8/8c/Dean_the_colt.jpg/600px-Dean_the_colt.jpg

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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Female
Points 1854
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You get a mini Micheal Jackson!

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Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural




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Gender Female
Points 44360
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You get a pensioner named Dorris.
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.




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Gender Male
Points 37408
Reviews 182
The machine shoots a coin out, hitting you in the eye.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Points 8009
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Congrats! You get a hobo's smelly socks!

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“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov




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You get a hobo who was sleeping inside the machine. Why isn't he moving? He's not even breathing!

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get a bim bam banana ice cream pop!

-Inserts Coin-
"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
"The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai




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Gender Female
Points 8000
Reviews 212
You get a broken TV!

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"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Gender Male
Points 1150
Reviews 5
You get athlete's foot. And an athlete's foot. Severed.

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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Female
Points 10701
Reviews 356
You get a rotten smelly French cheese.

*inserts coin*
Piglet: How do you spell love?
Pooh: You don't spell it. You feel it.

The Buddy System Check us out!




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*"Cheeses Christ that stinks!"*
*gives it back*
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Gender Male
Points 37408
Reviews 182
You get a botulised hamburger that has been heating out in the sun for days.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Gender Female
Points 4134
Reviews 61
You get a human head. Ohh yeah.

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Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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Gender Male
Points 37408
Reviews 182
You get a human head.

-inserts coin-
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26



Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
— Niels Bohr