An Ode to Google

This is so crazy it's actually funny. I mean; just the title made me laugh! How do you make something be so random. Poor kid, dropping his homework in the bath. Hopefully it wasn't a twenty paged hand-written project! Lol.

You must of been ever so bored to do this (and crazy, mind you!).

Madam voice: ''What a stupid thing to do, my little Evi!'' She then mumbled something; sound a bit like ''Dumb-ass...''

wow

Great to see another poem that isn't depressing. This reminds me a lot of Dr Seuss, which is great for you because he's one of the only poets I know of who actually made real money from poetry. The so called "Forced rhymes" are part of the humour as far as I'm concerned.

What you say about Google is so true, it's something we all take for granted, but its almost vital to everyday life.

Brilliant randomness, m'dear.
~Gold Star for sheer awesomeness!

Lol, I totally agree. Google rocks!
Earlier, I was trying to get onto Google to show my friend a picture of this car I love (a Pagani Zonda)
And it kept saying my signature (or whatever) was like a virus, so yeahhh
I had to use ask.com
And it's absolutely rubbish.

He he.

One rhythm error, I think. Stanza 3 "comcast just can't compete" cut "just."
Othere than that, for fun, it was brilliant. I don't want to criticise.

Ah google.

Ever typed your name into google just for curiosity's sake? No results for mine! Except to tell me that I spelt it wrong.

I digress

Evi wrote:Oh Google, oh Google,
none could hope to compare.
You're simply fantastic!
Your smarts must be shared.

I'm awed by your wisdom,
you have instant results
'bout the latest celebrities
or brain-washing cults.

My heart goes to Google
and your wonderous feats.
You far surpass Yahoo;
Comcast just can't compete! <--- Maybe take out "just" because it becomes a tongue twister

You come from the heavens,
search engine on high.
Type in any old word,
and results reach the skies!

They might not make sense;
oftentimes it's not right.
But, hey, there are thousands!
You could Google all night!

On whatever the topic,
an image you need,
Google can do it!
And there's even no fee!

So, a message to all of
you people out there.
To all of you writers
or stylists of hair.

To any with problems,
or in need of a laugh.
For a student whose homework
was dropped in the bath.

The word of all words,
that calls for high praise.
Let's be thankful for Google!
All hail, all our days!

Hi Evi ^^ Shina here I'm back to review this one.

Lucky you, there's not much to review! (oh shoot! I'm speaking in rhyme now)

It's true though Ev, this poem is really catchy. Everything seems like a rhyme in my head now, it's kind of cool. You're a really good poet (and possibly writer once I get to your short stories and novels). I know you're sensitive about age, but I hear you. I'm thirteen on this site, so just a year or possibly less older than you xD But to be honest, some of the younger ones here on YWS surpass the works of the older YWS members. As young writers, we have all these fresh ideas. We still see the world in color unlike adults whose color vision begins fading to gray. I want you to keep that color vision like I hope to also And if people laugh at the random, well I have a mustache poem in my portfolio and I'm not afraid to pull it up next to yours!!

Now onto your poem. The rhyme scheme is really catchy as I said, and since a lot of other people got most of the other things in this poem, I haven't much else. But I can say the flow in this poem was a lot better than the butterfly poem. The words connected!

*gold star*

<3 Shina

PS: I have some mini moon avatars in my photobucket. PM me if you need anymore xD

Haha, nice one Evi!
Oh, this just made me laugh, 'cause it is so true.
All hail Google - the almighty!

Liz <3

this is brilliantly worded.
it made me laugh a little, even.
amusing, and true.
i have no criticism for this!!!
good job(:

that was simply amazing: D very catchy! and it made sence, thse things usually dont so i was really pleasantly surprised =)

You far surpass Yahoo;

Comcast can't compete!

so true...

Type in any old word,

and results reach the skies!

whats with the old word, really dont understand the point of: old

They might not make sense;

oftentimes it's not right.

oftentimeis they're not right is better then it's cause plural works better here.

On whatever the topic,

an image you need,

Google can do it!

And there's even no fee!

change the an image to or image i would say... and there's even, i don tlike the even it spoils the verse a bit.

besides those meaningless pointings i made, great poem!! very creative

This made me chuckle.

My favourite bit? This.

'bout the latest celebrities

or brain-washing cults.


Lol.

I do think some of your rhymes sounded forced, but as if I even care! It's brilliant, and I don't really think you had great literary ambitions for it when you wrote it.

xxxxx

I love it! =]

I love this, it made me smile! I think it's a good laugh and I enjoyed it thoroughly!

I love this bit

For a student whose homework

was dropped in the bath.

I have actually dropped a revision guide in the bath, so I this made me giggle a fair bit!

thank you for making me laugh!

~ Roon

This made me laugh so hard!!! It's truly great, I could never write something like this. It almost reminded me of something Dr. Seuss would write. It wasn't serious at all, but you could tell there was a lot of talent in there. Good job! I can't wait to read more of your work!

Ha ha ha... long live Google! I laughed my head off the entire time...seriously. It's about time someone wrote a testament to the awesomeness of Google! It was truly brilliant... obviously written for fun, but still, truly brilliant! The best laugh I've had all day! Write on, Evi! Evi Ralu Mada! (Evi rocks!)

KayCWriter