This song belongs to Cartoon Network!
Hey I wanna give a lesson in anatomy, yo!
Learn about the structure of awesome TV!
The name is Cartoon Network,
there are two major parts:
one has lots of action
and the other lots of HAR! (har har har)
Let me break it down,
and you will understand...
what and where and how to watch
the lay of the land!
Are you CN this!? (x2)
(Har, har, har)
Thursdays are our night,
for hilarity:
Chowder in the kitchen,
Flapjack out to sea!
They keep em laughing,
like I can have a burger with chesse!
But there's one more show,
that's topping off the night.
It also tops the ratings,
so all sorts of fine!
We call it TDI (whoa),
it's our biggest hit:
Like a snow day,
everyone's loving it!
Are you CN this!? (x2)
Have you ever heard the phrase (yeah)
"YOU ARE HERE"?
It refers to night that
we drop it into gear!
Batman, Ben 10: Alien Force,
and The Secret Saturdays
keep us on course!
Morphing into martian,
saving the world!
"You Are Here" is tons of fun,
be careful not to hurl.
Obi Wan, Yoda, Skywalker...
General Grievous is a Jedi stalker!
Lightsaber battles...using the force,
Star Wars: The Clone Wars,
I highly endorse.
So comedy's the heart,
and action is the soul.
They make this network come alive,
that's how we roll!
Are you CN this!? (x2)
