Okay, I'd like to make you all aware that it is 4:15AM, and I've been up for four hours working on a history project, so bear with me, and don't gag too much. (And yes, I do look slightly hysterical. Remember: 4AM.)
Ugh. I'm so gonna regret this in the morning. Well, it is morning, but, you know. When I wake up--oh, just forget it.

