Banned for having an avatar that doesn't match your name in my opinion.

Banned for not liking perfection.

Banned for replying.

Banned for banning the person who banned you.

"Wherever and whenever they appear they leave only destruction in their wake; they are the Lords of Death, Bringers of War. The Dark Angels"

Venerate the immortal Emperor...again!

Banned for being me.

Banned for having a neat avatar.

Banned for complementing my avvie

Banned for banning someone who complemented my (or our?) avatar.

Banned from being from Finland! I noticed that the amount of Finnish people on here is growing.

Banned for xenophobia! That's so not PC.

Banned for mentioning a word I don't understand.

Banned for not knowing that xenophobia is the fear - or rather hate - of people from another country. xD

Banned for living four miles from me! Oz is a beautiful place, isn't it?

Oz is beautiful, yes. The land four miles from Oz... not so good. Banned for living in the prettier part of town.

Banned for forcing me to use an old explanation. On the other hand now that I have this reason, I have no need for the old one, but then this reason wouldn't be true...
Well then banned for causing a paradox

Here is a wise war cry which also well applies to reviewing

"No Fear! No Pity! NO REMORSE!"
+++War Cry of the Black Templars Chapter+++