Would you rather?

I'd rather marry a toad, because I believe in polygamy (I'm married to almost all my friends as well as several superhawt rappers ).

Would you rather stab or strangle someone?

Stab. Strangulation would take too long...

Would you rather be tortured on the rack or locked in an iron maiden?

I dunno...I would die either way right? I choose both!

Would you rather...date Nate or BigBadBear???

Would I have to introduce him to my friends like, "Hi, this is my new boyfriend, BigBadBear. Yes, it's all one word."

Would you rather become an old maid/crazy cat lady or get married and have it end in a messy divorce?

Crazy cat lady! When I get married I won't ever get a divorce. I want to be a good influence on everyone and then I can get on T.V. one day for having the longest marriage and I will be all "Being married this long only will end in happiness" and they will cry and be all "I wish I had never divorced my First spouse!" Also I want like seven children! Hopefully more! But after marriage...

Would you rather fall and scrape your knee or trip and tear off your weenus(Elbow skin)!

Knee, because falling on your elbow seems more painful to me for some reason.

Would you rather date a celebrity or a fictional character (if they could be brought to life)?

Fictional character. Maybe celebrities aren't really as silly and shallow as they seem .. but still, I'd want someone who shows their real face to the world, you know? Not just the face that's making them money.

Would you rather vomit all over the person you like, or have an epileptic seizure in front of them?

Vomit. Because then I can apologize while it's happening, rather than freak them out with a seizure. Seizures just plain aren't cool.

Would you rather be put in tub with snakes or cockroaches?

Snakes! Garden snakes though because cockroaches are disgusting creatures...

Would you rather love a man for his money or love a man for his brother?

Wow, that's a tough one. Probably for his brother because then I'd at least be in love and not just shallow?

Would you rather loose a thumb or a big toe?

A big toe because you can't do anything without a thumb!

Where's the 'would you rather?' **Searches all over the place**

Would you rather have a severe headache or be intensely nauseated?

I can handle both because I am tough like Arnold Swartzenieger!

*Pumps muscles and the bubble muscles pop* Aww man! I spent good money on those!
Would you rather love the loveless or hate the hateless?

Love the loveless. It's a sweeter thing to do.


Would you rather live with no television or no phone?

No television...I could live without both but a phone is good for talking long distance while a T.V. is good for what? Frying your braincells? Plus, I have books to keep me occupied!

Would you rather be scared so bad that you pee your pants or be scared so bad that you lose your pants?