well this song is from my new story: Life Music and Deportation: a Jonas story. Others will come soon.
MR. PRESIDENT, why did you deport me?
as sung by Nick Jonas
MR. PRESIDENT why did you deport me?
i never did a thing wrong in my whole life
i didn't knock up a girl or smoke some pot
i stayed with god untill my dyeing day
And all i did is vomit on your little doggie that fateful day
So then you decided to deport me
and i moved back to england to live with them..
the like of brittney and jamie-lynn
i fell in love with 'em
all because you deported me late last night
(in back ground why did you deport my love late last night)
You gave me something i could use
some sexy gals i could abuse
all 'cause you deported me late last night
I knocked up jamie-lynn
and almost killed her boyfriend
i hack into palin's email
to show y'all how i feel
Aand yet you didn't invite me back
insted you blocked my enternece
so i could see my brothers
near their death
And then i took the white house tour, and said hi to obama
and then i killed you fair and squar
it made me feel so happy
but then i felt that i needed some thing more in my life
So then i climbed everest
late last night
my girl friend wants me to come down
so then we could fuck
and make some pornos
But i know i have to reach the top
because as they said because it's there
So dear Mister President
i hope you rot in HEEEEEEEELLLLL!
'cause your a stupidassing motherfuckin' bitch
for deporting me late last night!
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hope you like it!
MATT
