What did the cops find in Jeffery Dalhmer's freezer?
Ben and Jerry!
- Dave Barry's Guide to Guys
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When the third body
high heels and nothing else
tumbled from the freezer
like a waitress out of the kitchen
with a fresh order,
and as the fourth and fifth
lay snug under the floorboards
like peas in a pod,
they were interviewing the next-door neighbor
who had dressed for the occasion
in a tight black evening dress
and exclaimed, that -
How could she have known?,
I mean,
He had mostly kept to himself and
seemed a little shy
but mostly looked perfectly
normal.
