A Superman, Edward Cullen & the Hulk spoof thing.

Meep(: · 2008-10-20T14:28:11Z

I write the dumbest things when I'm bored. Feel free to laugh at the extent of my dumbness in this...story/script/or whatever you call it. Not intended to insult the characters in here. They just had some personalities I could use. Short, dumb and completely ridiculous. _________________________________________________________________ Superman: Stupid vampire. Edward: What’s this problem people have with vampires? It’s so sickening! Superman: You are too hot. I, Superman, will not tolerate any competition in being hunky. Begone, you vile creature. Edward: Vile creature? I know I am, but what are you, pretty-boy? Who’s the one who ended up with the gorgeous Bella Swan? Me! And who did you get stuck with? Ugly Lois Lane. Big deal. Superman: What the-?? How dare you insult her? I’ll have to teach you a lesson. *advances towards Edward* Edward: *snorts* As if I’m scared of you! Bring it on! *waves butt at Superman* *Superman shoots lasers from his eyes and zaps Edward on the butt* Edward: (*&^%$#@! You’re going to pay for that! Fortunately, I know your weakness. HA! According to “The illustrated guide to Superman”, I just need some KRYPTONITE! BRB (Be right back)! Superman: At least I have a book written about me! What about you? Huh? HUH? You just got some book called Twilight! It only costs $17.07! And how much does MY book cost? $17.08! BEAT THAT. *Too late, Edward has run off to find some Kryptonite* Superman: Darn it. *Three seconds later, Edward returns.* *Holds big green rock in his hand* Edward: BEHOLD! Kryptonite! Die Superman, die! *Nothing happens* Edward: Huh? What’s wrong? Is the Kryptonite expired? *shakes big green rock* Superman: *rolls eyes* That’s a gigantic booger, you idiot. Kryptonite glows. Edward: WHO’RE YOU CALLING- *The Hulk stumbles by* Hulk: D-uh. Me angry! You won’t like me when I’m angry! I smash you! SMASHY SMASH SMASH! RAWR!!! *Charges at Edward* Edward: Wha-?! ARGH. Feel the wrath of my hotness! *flings big green rock aside and poses in macho positions* *Suddenly, the light shines on Edward and he sparkles. A lot* Hulk: RAWR!!! Me can’t see! Me can’t see!!! *shields eyes and trips over big green rock* Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter! Superman: *hands on hips* I believe you are scintillating, doofus. Edward: Look at me!!! I’m scintillating!!! *prances around in circles* Superman: *sighs exasperatedly* what a bunch of losers. I’m leaving. *flies off* *Edward still prancing* Hulk: *no longer dazed from fall* D-uh! She PRETTY!!! *points at gigantic booger* She PRETTY!!!!! *picks up booger* you pretty! Pretty Hulk! Pretty green!!! Me like! D-uh, Hulk like you! *cradles booger and skips away* Edward: WHEEEEE!!! I’m so sparkly, look at me! *enters Bella* Bella: Edward? Where are you Eddy? Edward: BELLA BAAAAABY! Over here! Look! I’m so hot! Bella: Yes, yes, I am aware of how gorgeous you are, you don’t have to- EEK! *turns around and spots sparkly Edward* *Unfortunately, Edward’s sparkly-ness was too much for Bella’s human eyes, she goes blind and gets brain damage… then she dies. How sad.* Edward: Shoot. There goes my one and only true love. *shrugs* oh well, to the Volturi, AWAAAAAY!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________________ The End. Sorry for wasting your time. Hopefull someone finds it mildly amusing.

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Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:58 am

Silent music says... · Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:58 am

Oh my friggin goodness! That was hilarious!!!!

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Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:41 am

Meep(: says... · Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:41 am

Ooh. I haven't checked this in a long time.
Glad to be able to induce laughter for you

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Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:15 pm

Hannah Fraser says... · Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:15 pm

Oh my gawd that was so funny!
I love the ending and by the way, I was laughing all the way through!
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:11 am

God says... · Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:11 am

okay, i know everyone else already said it, but it was HILARIOUS!
sorry about the caps. i seriosuly laughed for 6 minutes and 18 seconds flat when I read this, and it took me about 1 and a half minutes to finish reading it.

you should get bored and do this again, maybe with a different set of interesting characters...

dont do too many at once though, cycle them, it just gets confusing when you have to remember alot of parts

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gold star...
still laughing...

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Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:00 pm

tori1234 says... · Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:00 pm

It wasn't the funniest I've ever seen, but it was pretty funny!

My favorite part was-

Edward: Shoot. There goes my one and only true love. *shrugs* oh well, to the Volturi, AWAAAAAY!!!

That was hilarious!

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Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:42 pm

Amniel says... · Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:42 pm

At some points this was hilarious, at others it was boring. HOWEVER I have a copyright issue! You stole my "oh well" line, I demand blood! Oh well...I can do without blood I guess...cookies then?

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Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:03 am

Meep(: says... · Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:03 am

I would like to see your copyright claim in legal black and white, Mr Amniel.

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Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:29 pm

Ellie(: says... · Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:29 pm

LMFAO.

I freakin' loved this. So well written and I was laughing through the whole thing.
Although I am A Die-Hard-Twilight fan, I loved this. Mocking Edward is shockingly easy, and superman and The Hulk were such a great touch.

"Hulk: D-uh. Me angry! You won’t like me when I’m angry! I smash you! SMASHY SMASH SMASH! RAWR!!!
*Charges at Edward*
Edward: Wha-?! ARGH. Feel the wrath of my hotness! *flings big green rock aside and poses in macho positions*
*Suddenly, the light shines on Edward and he sparkles. A lot*
Hulk: RAWR!!! Me can’t see! Me can’t see!!! *shields eyes and trips over big green rock*
Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter! "

Probably one of my favorite parts. I loved it. And I'm actually writing something quite similar, maybe we could work together?

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Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:35 pm

Demeter says... · Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:35 pm

Haha, Meep. You're dangerous when you get bored, are you not?

Scripts that make fun of Twilight are sooo clichéed, but that certainly doesn't mean I would not enjoy them.

I know I am, but what are you, pretty-boy?

That's pretty thick, coming from the supposedly most pretty-boyest creature in the world. Haha.

I’m scintillating!!!

Oh my, that word has gotten a whole new definition after this certain saga of blah. No one can ever say or write 'scintillate' again, without being blamed not original.

… then she dies. How sad.*

Hahaha.

Edward: Shoot. There goes my one and only true love. *shrugs* oh well, to the Volturi, AWAAAAAY!!!

Hahaha. Epic wins for the win!

So, Meep, thanks again for the read. You should really save your energy to something else, haha :lol:

Or then again, maybe not. Just be careful of not ruining the overly amazing previous ones with too many spin-offs.

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Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:44 am

Meep(: says... · Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:44 am

Yup, thanks Dem!
I'm not planning to write another one anytime soon.

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:49 am

Bloo says... · Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:49 am

so, so, so , so , so so, so, so, so, so funny, again. Do not underestimate your self you are very, very, very, very , very very, very funny.

i was laughing the whole way through, i was like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah * gasps for air and stops reading for a moment, catches wind then goes back to it* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah * falls on the floor unable to breath through laughing* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *finishes and goes to review while still laughing slowly getting down to small chuckles, to scratchy breathes.*

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Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:31 am

Tree says... · Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:31 am

Ha! so funny

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Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:32 am

Tree says... · Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:32 am

Oops sorry I accidentally pushed the submit button. Anyways... I really liked this. I have naver read twilight but if it is as funny as that I definitely want to ! ! ! My friends said the movie sucked. Oh well. Nice one.
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:32 pm

pusu_kala says... · Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:32 pm

Hahahahaa I laughed for atleast a minute when reading this:

Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter!

Superman: *hands on hips* I believe you are scintillating, doofus.

Edward: Look at me!!! I’m scintillating!!! *prances around in circles*

I really liked the dialogue, it was funny and really catchy! keep it up:D I'd deafinately read more of these - just the giant bogger thing was a bit too dumb for my sence of humor=)

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