If you named "Big Brother..."

So... you always see Big Brother with those silly names, right? "Big Brother Will Have What You're Having," or "Big Brother Is a CYLON," but what if you got to name Big Brother?

Mine:
Big Brother Likes Long Walks On the Beach
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watches... Wait, Never Mind
Big Brother Is Not the Half-Blood Prince, So Stop Guessing
Big Brother Is No Longer a Planet
Big Brother Is the Very Model of a Modern Major General

...That's all I can come up with.

Big Brother is out for the day?

Big Brother is an only child.

(Sureal: Hahaha! xD)
Big Brother Wants His Oven Mitts Back
Big Brother Enjoys Golf
Big Brother Thinks Green Looks Better On You
Big Brother Gets the TV from Ten to Twelve
Big Brother Needs to Buy More Floo Powder
[s]Big Brother Opened the Gate[/s]

Save 15% on your car insurance by switching to Big Brother.

Hehe, fun topic. ^_^

Big Brother Can Has Cheezburger?
Big Brother Knows His ABCs
Big Brother, In A Theatre Near You
Big Brother Sings in the Shower

Oh! I gotta add this one: Big Brother From Another Mother

Big Brother is sick of his job
Big Brother, coming soon to a store near you
Big Brother knows what you did last Summer

Big Brother Is Not In Kansas Anymore
Big Brother Is Superstitious
Big Brother Is Your Father
Big Brother Despises Guessing Games
Big Brother Is Gone With The Wind
Big Brother Is Sick Of Being An Only Child

Sureal wrote:Big Brother is an only child.

I loves it.

Big Brother Is No Longer a Planet

Big brother has been plutoed?

Big Brother stole the cookie from the cookie jar. or is that one already? I don't know...


Jenni

Not exactly the right format, but still funny... kinda'. : P

There is no "Ctrl" button on Big Brother's computer. Big Brother is always in control.
Big Brother doesn't have to pay 99 cents to download songs on iTunes.
Big Brother invented books--so he could burn them.
Big Brother does not approve of racy reality television.
Big Brother invented crabs--so he could watch them battle it out on Saturday nights. (CRAB BATTLE!!!)
Big Brother invented the internet. Watch out, Al.

Now, with the correct format:

Big Brother is a Guitar Hero wizard
Big Brother is best friends with Ceiling Cat
Big Brother is fond of parfaits
Big Brother will not correct your spelling
Big Brother is not a vampire
Big Brother is waiting to wash his laundry
Big Brother is in your base, killing your d00ds
Big Brother is OVER 9000!!!
Big Brother lieks mudkipz
Big Brother is achieving great justice
Big Brother is eating delicious cake.

Big Brother Is The Youngest Sibling.
Big Brother Is Your Big Sister.
Big Brother Needs A Life.
Big Brother's Birthday Is December 21, 2012.
Big Brother, The One And Only!
Big Brother Has A Theme Song.
Big Brother Has Given One Review.

Big Brother Is.

Big Brother is finding his "happy place".
Big Brother's not listening... just leave a message after the tone.
Big Brother's going to sleep.
Big Brother had nothing to do with it!!