Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar
What if I messed up the internet so every time you turned on the computer, you went inside the internet, and if someone turned off the computer when you were inside, you were stuck there for life?
What if there was a force other than gravity known only to me that could negate the effects of gravity, (pause to stroke chin in quiet contemplation) allowing me to travel in a straight line instead of a line warped by the effects of gravity on spacetime, thus traveling in a fourth dimension, which is time, and I then traveled back in time and found a copy of the S.A.T. test and every test I'll take through high shcool as well as winning lottery numbers and the answers to all the academic extracurricular activities I'll ever be in, allowing me to have the money and grades to get into a good college where I'd study economics and physics so I could, in theory, invent a flying purple toaster and market it well so that many people would own them and it would make make perfect sense to see a flying purple toaster?
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9/5ths of the population aren't good with fractions
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