Ooh, I've got some good ones! And they're more random than dirty. Yay innocence!
Rodeo Clowns in your pants.
From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins in your pants.
Whodunnit in your pants?
El Salvador in your pants. Hee hee
Vehicles and Animals in your pants.
eviscerate your fragile frame spill it out in ragged form a thousand different versions of yourself.
Do you know what I'm seeing in your pants
Folking Around in your pants
Take a Bow in your pants
Green Gentleman(Things Have Changed for me) in your pants
True love, in all it’s celestial charm, and
star-crossed ways, only exist in a writer’s
mind, for humans have not yet learned
how to manifest it.