Bad Things to Say Before You Kiss Her (or Him!)

lol I get it!

*laughs* Wow, these are bad.

"I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.. Hope you don't mind."

"I gotta make this quick. I have a date with your sister in fifteen minutes."

"I gotta make this quick. I have a date with your brother in fifteen minutes."

(girl to guy) "Let's hope your kissing makes up for.. *looks down* other things."

*blinks* That was really bad lol.

And DON'T give Nate any ideas for new Big Brother titles! *laughs*

I couple I used before:

_"What's your name again?"
_"Want some sex and pizza? What? You don't like pizza?"
_*drools*
_You bend over to kiss her, but you spill her ice water all over her front. You try to make things better so you take her napkin and start rubbing her wet spot.
_"That waitress is hot!"
_You find out that it's your mom you are about to kiss, so you run.
_"I really like you alot."
_"I think you are beautiful, like your mother."
_"Would you wear my under garments?"
_"You make me want to squeal like a pig."
_"How much do I owe you?" (If you don't get this one, ask Crysi... *mummbles* I know I'm going to regret that, but it was to hard to pass up )
_"Can I have the money up front?"
_You bust
_"You're kidda flat."
_"Do I know you?"
_"When can we leave?"
_"How close is your apartment?"
_"Damn! I forgot my condom."
_"Would you consider wearing this tonight?" Pulls out black saddle and whip.
_"Do you have a dog?"
That's about it, so have fun! I used some of them, like one or two.

~BS

Blue you perv

BlueStone wrote:_"How much do I owe you?" (If you don't get this one, ask Crysi... *mummbles* I know I'm going to regret that, but it was to hard to pass up )

Excuse me?! *laughs* BS, you never know when to stop, do you? And you can't seem to post without mentioning me..

No, I'm NOT a hopper! Sheesh.

"Are your teeth supposed to have green mould lines on them?"

LMAO

Oh, man, I never laughed so hard in my life. here's one:

BOY: Hey, girl, do you have breasts?
GIRL: Yeah...
BOY: So why don't you put them on?

Bitchy! I bet his face hurt after that, or something else...

"I hope you don't kiss as badly as your mum..."