dancingsprite, one of your last guesses on my name was pronounced the same, but different spelling.
Okay, I'll just give it away...
My name is Jamon (pronounced Jay-muhn). And here's what's funny: you said you were thinking "ham" for some reason, and if you add an accent over the o, in Spanish it means ham. You also guessed Asher, and my middle name is Ashar... so nice job.
I'm still hyper and fun and random, although right now I'm mostly just confused.
Ready, set, guess!
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Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"
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