Funny friendship poem.
You are nice but not are mice because they sometimes give you rabies.
You’re a sweet as sugar but don’t eat too much of it unless, you want diabetes.
You’re really understanding but at times really demanding. (Like that time you asked me for five million dollar and I was like, “Where the bleep am I going to get five million dollars?)
You’re kind of crazy but also really lazy. (Like that time you asked me to get something for you and I said “get it your own bleep self.”)
