AN: This was co-written by veerocious.
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“I’m gonna kill you!” He threatened.
“But I’m behind a bullet proof window. How are you going to kill me?” She asked.
“Well, I’m going to use a canon! Wahahahaha!” He laughed evilly.
“But this is 3M glass… Didn’t you hear the ad?”
“But I don’t have tv..”
”I didn’t see it on tv, I heard it on the radio.” She reasoned.
“What’s a radio?”
“It’s this box thing with millions of people talking in it. What are you, stupid?”
“Whoa! Can I be on what of those things?” He asked eagerly.
“Sure, but I don’t know how to get in…”
“Can you show it to me?” He mused.
“Okay, wait for a few minutes…”
She disappeared, but came back into view carrying the radio.
“Ta-dah!” She said proudly.
“Can you come outside? I wanna touch it…”
“Okay…”
As soon as she was outside….
BANG!
“Told you I’m gonna kill you.”
“Haha! I have 3M brand vest!” she boasted.
“What is it with you and that brand?” He wondered.
“It’s a very nice brand.”
“Yeah, because if it wasn’t, you’d be dead.” He turned away to leave sadly.
“Oh, before I forget…” She grabbed his arm and he turned around hopefully. “I just wanted to say…”
His eyes brightened with hope. “Yes?”
“This is for trying to kill me.” She picked up the gun and shot him.
“Hey, why aren’t you dead?” She asked after a few minutes.
“That’s because I use Kima Glass.”
“Oh, ok” She nodded.
“Now, this is what you get for trying to make me look idiotic.” He shot her in the forehead.
“I’m not dead you know.” She tapped her forehead. “It hurts, but part of my skull is made of 3M glass too. Loser!” She taunted. Then, she went back inside her house and came back out with a bazooka.
“Bye,” she said, firing at him.
“AHAHAHAHA! I’m not human. We martians eat bazookas like that for breakfast!”
“Eh…? Fine.” She went inside and came back out with a big, scary-looking animal. “Meet my pet, Sooty. He eats anything.”
”Noooo!! I left my armor at home!” He screamed in agony as Sooty bit off his arms. Blood squirted all over.”
“HAHA! Take that, you bazooka eating Martian!” She boasted.
“Not so fast, you 3M loser, bazooka handling, Martian-eating dog owner!” The part of the arm that Sooty bit off grew and soon, his arm was complete again. “I have fast regenerating skills! Idiot!”
Anyway, good job!
