The Dynamite Poem

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I was cramming for my Linear Algebra test, and so I took a break. during this break, I wrote this 'rap', but now I'm calling it a poem.... I'm gonna go back to cramming for the test!. Enjoy


get some nitric acid
mix it with toluene
call the FBI and tell them I have TNT
without getting arrested, killed, or charged for major felonies
provided you have the expertise to execute this recipe
if you're a laymen...
just stay away or else you'll rest in peace
cuz when you try to make this mixture without knowing your chemistry
you'll be blown to bits your brane will cease to exist indefinitely
whats the point of this all and why is it written so fucking elegantly?
the message is clear, lucid, transparent, rigid and some would say crystalline
but now I'm like 'weird', 'awesome' it isn't apparent as much as it is a mystery
“The Universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience."

Ulyaoth



I think I have thankfully avoided being quoted.
— Lavvie