Unfortunately; Fortunately

GingerLizzy · 2008-02-08T12:11:34Z

'Kay, we used to play this in a big circle all the time at the beginning of each drama class. It goes like this; A person starts by saying something that is unfortunate, then the next says something that could happen to save that unfortunate episode, which would be fortunate and then someone counteracts that by saying something that could happen which would be unfortunate. For example; - Unfortunately, David broke his leg. - Fortunately, an ambulance was able to take him to the hospital. - Unfortunately, the ambulance had to swerve a rabbit in the road and a box of mediction fell on his other leg, breaking that too. Understand? Good. :) Unfortunately it began to rain.

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Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:37 pm

oneeyedunicornhunter says... · Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:37 pm

Fortunately this story doesn't make any sense any more, so it doesn't really matter what i put down at this point:

fortunately...the snail lost his shell and became a slug.

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Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:36 pm

Firestalker says... · Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:36 pm

Unfortunately there was a salt storm and the slug without is shell was poisoned

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Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:20 pm

aszecsei says... · Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:20 pm

Fortunately, it provided some good food for a passing crane.

Cranes eat slugs, right?

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Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:14 am

Firestalker says... · Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:14 am

i think so.

unfortunately, the slugs, as they were giant slugs had a poison in them.

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Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:27 pm

aszecsei says... · Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:27 pm

fortunately,said crane had evolved and had built up a resistance to the toxin.

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Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:44 pm

Firestalker says... · Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:44 pm

Unfortunately, this meant that the toxic was not used and so this giant stork expanded its kind and the whole world was overrun by giant storks. :roll:

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Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:35 pm

aszecsei says... · Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:35 pm

Fortunately, they were nice cranes.

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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:08 am

Firestalker says... · Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:08 am

Unfortunately, the storks became evil because of the toxic.

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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:41 pm

aszecsei says... · Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:41 pm

Fortunately, the cranes weren't evil, and they killed all the storks.

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Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:01 am

Firestalker says... · Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:01 am

Unfortunately , they discovered that this was a story that we were making and that you have a grudge against Storks.

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Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:11 pm

aszecsei says... · Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:11 pm

Fortunately, they didn't like storks either and decided to be friends with me.

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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:20 am

Firestalker says... · Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:20 am

Unfortunately, an army of Storks defeated you.

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Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 pm

Chirantha says... · Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 pm

Fortunately, the storks defeated him only in their dreams.

Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
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