I saw a rooster in the mail
I saw an envelope in jail
I saw a convict planting seeds
I saw a farmer playing with beads
I saw two babies jump a hurdle
I saw a horse wearing a girdle
I saw a lady cut down a tree
I saw a lumberjack making tea
I saw some maids fixing a leak
I saw a plumber with a beak
I saw a friend who saw these things too
And said, though strange, they were every bit true.
