"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A felon!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yah! This kid at school says they get all the girls!"
"I should try that..."
My favorite fiction is the Phantom Tollbooth, and I like horses but have never really ridden one.
And "smorgasbord" is great word, but I think it sounds better as "smorgishborg". I met someone once who pronounced it like that, and it's been in my memory ever since.
Oh and I'll throw in my favorite non-fiction as well: "Long Way Gone" by Ishmael Beah.
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. - Robert Frost