"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
Sgt: Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: What if he's got a bunch?
Eh... 5/10 is all I can really give you. It creeps me out, and I don't really like creepy things. But my ex-best friend, Sarah, would have given you infinity/10 if that makes up for the 5/10 I gave you. She adores creepy stuff.
Okay, so, let's see what you think about this one! (I change avatars daily.)
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?" Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."
