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Layleun
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:05 pm
Layleun says... · Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:05 pm
This is called Why did... It's almost like an excuse game but different. Heres an example.

Why did green aliens take over the world?

They took over the world beacause they need some cheese for their awesome cake

Try to think of the randomist answer possible :D

Why did the pudding turn into a living glob?
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gyrfalcon
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:46 am
gyrfalcon says... · Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:46 am
Because it got lonely for it's friends, the white blood cells.

Why did the ice cream cry?
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Gazza_14
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:47 pm
Gazza_14 says... · Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:47 pm
Because it was being emotionally blackmailed by the cheesecake.

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Manny
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:40 pm
Manny says... · Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:40 pm
The woman in the moon.

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Lindsaroo
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Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:49 pm
Lindsaroo says... · Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:49 pm
The Pigs in the ceiling watch you and whisper where you are to the signs.


Why did the chicken run away from the Farmer?
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Poltergiest
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Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:50 pm
Poltergiest says... · Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:50 pm
Because the farmer was trying to eat him!

Why Does Naruto Wear Orange???
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Layleun
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Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:51 am
Layleun says... · Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:51 am
Huge mistake. You see, Naruto's favorite color is purple so his definition of a bad ass color was orange. He never knew.

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logosgal
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:25 am
logosgal says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:25 am
For the printer/scanner/copier. (It likes a device that can multi-function.)

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lyrical_sunshine
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:50 pm
lyrical_sunshine says... · Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:50 pm
Wouldn't you run away if you were being beaten?

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logosgal
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 am
logosgal says... · Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 am
Because the gunea pig already had the unicycle.

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jonny911
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Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:51 pm
jonny911 says... · Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:51 pm
Because the hyeena blocked YouTube.

Why did the senior citizen buy a motercycle?
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CrimsonRose
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:56 am
CrimsonRose says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:56 am
They felt the urge to pull it apart slowly it and then make it into a backyard sculpture

WHY DID THE BOY PAINT THE CURTAINS CRIMSON?
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That all the world will be in love with night
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logosgal
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:09 pm
logosgal says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:09 pm
To disguise the bloodstains on them. o.O

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Tamora
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:34 pm
Tamora says... · Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:34 pm
To get in touch with his chicken side.

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jonny911
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:30 am
jonny911 says... · Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:30 am
So they can party with the grass for spring break.

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