When buying movie tickets, would you rather be served by a 15 year old pimple face geek who only talks about Pokemon who is in your Maths class who will undoubtedly say "Hi" to you, and who is infamous for bad breath, or would you rather be served by an old hag woman who absolutely hates you and your friends and when she sees you with your partner, she changes your ticket from a passionate love movie to a Kids movie like Winnie the Poo, and who gives you a lecture about how good their own grandkids behave when it comes to sex, as in they don't have it (the grandkids are in their mid 30s)?
When you walk into house would you rather find::: Your entire house taken over by a frat boy party, in which the males haven't bathed since their first semester as a freshman in college (and some have been in college for a full four years and just haven't graduated) making a wall of stench that hits you as if you were just walking in a brick wall and they've completely trashed everything, complete with vomit on the floor from too many beers and someone trying to jump from the roof to see if they can fly....OR an old lady tea party where each old woman is wearing about two whole bottles of nasty perfume and they force you so join them, talking about the good old days and asking about your personal life (like if you've managed to remain pure) and they do that uncomfortable touching such as too many hugs becuase you're just soo adorable and young, leaving big, bright red lip stick marks on your cheek and forehead...
Climb inside my belly button beanbag plastic world!
I'd loose A tooth. But can I yank it out myself? Much more fun. And gaps in your teeth are so cool!
(Lucy, who would want to set fire to Rupert?? He's so hot as it is. )
What is worse:
Accidentally hitting a Duck or a Cat in the road with your car?
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."
"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
:O Who...is...Rupert...Grint...?!?! *dies* lol jk It's the guy who plays Ron in the Harry Potter movies. Ring a bell?
And Pete Wentz. He's younger and cuter.
hmm...
The Teletubbies or Barney?
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."
"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
:O Teletubbies! Poeeee!!!!!!!!! Lol, sorry. my friend has a teletubbie lunch box (don't ask. she's just crazy, but i still luv her as a friend!) but Barney just gets on my nerves...and he's creepy...
ok...
Johnny Depp (Omg, rumors are going around that they're doing a few scenes from the fourth pirate movie (another rumor. i'm not positive there's even going to BE a fourth movie...) in my town! *squeals* maybe i'll get to meet one of them...If i do i'll get you all autographs! XD)
Rather hit a duck cuz cat's are cuter and less annoying. Unless it's a family of ducks with all the little ducklings following behind the mom...that would just be too sad...
I'd rather set fire to...hmm...i dunno. Orlando Bloom, i guess?
Tea party, definatly.
AP History. History rocks..as long as i'd have my history teacher now teaching that class.
Pimple Face.
Oceans. By farrrrrr.
Amusement parks all the way.
the 16 year old who gets your order wrong.
Air Hockey.
and...Bahamas. I love the beaches there. omg they're beautiful.
OK, my turn again!
Would you rather be in a talent show and somehow have your act go wrong or be in a solo chorus performance and have your voice crack or miss a note?
Be the cartoon heart. Light a fire, light a spark. Light a fire, flame in my heart. We'll run wild, we'll be glowing in the dark.
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