Ha! I loved this, it was cute. Especially the be my paperweight part that was lovely and unexpected. For some reason when I read this, the song "I'm a Barbie Girl" was playing in my head... Don't ask, I still don't know how my mind works.
zomg.
That was so good! I don't have anything even remotely constructive to say... I really liked how you told the reader what kind of paper it was (The kindergartener's valentine, etc)
That was amazing!
Yours truly, eat a banana today,
Camille