Cool Quotes

A thread for random quotes! How much better can YWS get? Lol. Any quote you feel like posting, feel free. I'd like to see what other people put here...

I'll start!


"Time moves and we are standing still." Dragons of a Summer Flame by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

"What magic exists that could be powerful enough to banish the knowledge from my heart that i had once been loved. Not even death can do so much." Dragons of a Summer Flame by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman

"Without the darkness we would never be aware that the stars exist." Unknown

"Optimists believe we live in the best of worlds, and pessimists fear this is the truth." Fortune Cookie

"Time is illrevant, lunch time doubly so" Ford, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Jump off the roof, splatter on the street and go for the cov-er" Pauly shore, Encino Man.

"I prefer not to"

-Bartleby. Because he just owns all.

"Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?!!"

Scorcia, because it was well deserved elbowing to the... gut.

"Did they just say 'pot was the beer of narcotics'?"

"No, it is, but thats not what they said."

"Pot is the beer of narcotics... nice."

~~~~Me and my dad.

"When swinging a spiky ball on a chain, the only realistic option is to keep moving. Standing still is an interesting but brief demonstration of a spiral in action." ~Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

"About your bird--we were compelled to eat it." ~Sherlock Holmes, the Blue Carbuncle

"Those who live in fear fall prey to their own disquiet."

"I am lying on my back on a bridge in pitch darkness with someone hurling boulders at me. No, i am not all right."

"You think some tea drinking psycho could take out Roy-o-Bannen!" Roy

"Hi how are ya?" Al

"the holy grail of stickey stuff"
-modern marvels.

"I don't understand why they sing nursery rhymes to children- like that one about 'rock-a-bye-baby'? Yeah, when the infants fall from trees, and whatnot...can you say, 'morbid?'" - Katie

For I am a poor and a wretched boy...shipwrecked there, I will shake you from your sleep.- The Demberists

And then in the strange way things happen,
the roles were reversed from that day.
The hunted became the huntress
and the hunter became the prey. - The White Stripes

"You talk funny."- Vadoma Ibanescu [in context, naturally]

Also in context:

"Did you hear about Feline AIDS? Yeah. It's the number one killer of domestic cats."- Saturday Night Live (Debbie Downer, based upon a book called "The Best Sketch Ever Written, Ever")

"From Tannus Sittingus to Hottus Maximus...it's the most convincing evidence for evolution I've seen yet. - Stephen Colbert, on a People magazine spread of Mathew McCauneghay.

*spazzes* I love random quotes- I honestly, honestly memorize these sorts of things. XD

In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.
- Red Mage (8-bit Theater)

I don't really want to write it all over again so just read my signature.

~Pol

Do or do not, there is no try - Yoda

If there are gods, they do not help, and justice belongs to the strong: but know that all things done before the naked stars are remembered -Klingon proverb

My siggie, and this...

"The only way to win, is to die trying."

--Joe Jonas. Omg I love that silly, silly rockstar.