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"Ewww...why would you want to do that?"

What would you say/do if your grandma got run over by a raindeer? lol

"Grandma... What have I told you about going for walks alone in December?"

What would you do/say if Justin Timberlake knocked on your front door and asked to use your telephone because his limo had just broken down?

"Only if I get a free ride.. and free tickets to your show.. and a free dinner with you. By the way - the rest of my neighbors will demand all your money, so you might as well take the deal."

What would you say if your teacher accused you of cheating off of your crush's test paper but you knew it was the other way around, and if you said anything about it you would forever ruin your chances with that person?

*points finger at crush* "He did it. I'm not screwing up my gradepoint average for that jerk."

What would you do (or say) if Scooby Doo left the Gang and started following you around everywhere?

"Go join the gang again, I'll give you a scooby snack"

What would you do/say if you were accepted into Hogwarts?

"I'm going to Hogwarts, I'm going to Hogwarts, I'm going to Hogwarts...wait, that's in England isn't it? I'm going to England, I'm going to England..."

What would you do/say if your friends all decided to never speak to you again for no reason at all?

My life would cruble to nothing. So I would lay in bed crying all day. Until eventually I would keel over dead from being so depressed.

What would you do/say if you suddenly became deaf?

'What?'

What would you say if a group of 18 morbidly obese, gay men suddenly invaded your house and wouldn't leave?

"whooo! part-ay!"

:dies:

What would you say if you were asked to eat at "Juicey's Cocktail Saloon"?

"Oh come on, how bad could it be?
Seriously?
How bad could it be?"
*tombstone engraved 'Bazoo, R.I.P' appears the next day*

What would you do (or say) if the Samara from "The Ring" came out of the TV right now and tried to kill you?

go on a two hour long quest to free her spirit from...whatever.....Right aftr I grabbed some pop corn.

What would you do if Death walked uyp to you and was like "Yo, dude--you know this guy (insert best friend's name here)? Yeah, like--I gotta find him, we've got a date later and stuff....

"Insert Best Friend's name? Who the heck is that!?"



What would you do (or say) if you were suddenly trampled by a number of oversized ants?

Wow i must be small

what would you do/say if you found you wet your self? O.o

"It's a good thing I was wearing those diapers!"

What would you do (or say) if you were underage and won at a casino?

I would take the money and run

What would you do/say if we found life on another planet?