Young Writers Society

ROOT BEER SUCKS! *Runs away*

Now heres something you can really talk about for hours and hours: regular beer. Long live Weird Al and his Beer Song.

You're wrong! *strokes bottle of root beer* Don't worry root beer everybody loves you! *covers ears on bottle* You all stall love root beer one way or another!

Or shall I?

I mean, whats the whole atmosphere here? Beer made out of roots?! Its so dull, not like regular beer which is made out of wheat and barley. Pshaw.

WEIRD AL RULES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIE ANYONE WHO DISAGREE'S!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

It is on Electric Blue Monkey. It is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get mean when people disagree with me. I may be short but my words are powerful. You shall love ROOT BEER and you will like it too! Oh and if you don't :-k I'll make you eat dirt! Yeah that's what I'll do make you eat dirt and WORMS. Yes I am awesome!

*Looks up after eating dirt and worms*

Okay, sure, this is going to be awesome....

Yes! Eat the worms, bite off their little heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is awesome!

Anyone looked at my sig lately? It is so much more fun being a niteowl.

Yeah see I'm MAKING him eat them so he has no choice! I wouldn't eat worms and/or dirt even if someone dared me to! Uggg it makes me qusey thinking about it. I'd rather eat french fries. Yummmmmmmmmm french fries! Ohhh and a cheeseburger. Oh a BIG JUICY cheeseburger covered in cheese, lettace, tomato, pickles and mustard. Ahhhhhh now I'm hungry! Really hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres a hole in bucket, my bucket, there a hole in my bucket

You would rather eat a cheeseburger? Wow, even dirt and worms are healthier than some crappy cheeseburger, that isn't even probably made with real meat, but with anything the restaurant could find in their trash compactor. Where did they get the trash in the first place? You probably wouldn't want to know...

Oh please forgive me Electric Blue Monkey for I have eaten the nasty burgers! Give me a break burgers are good and all but we live in America nothing is perfect. And it's not like I eat them everyday. I only go out to eat about four or five times a YEAR. Oh I'm angry now!!!!!! And you remember what happens when people disagree and make me angry. Eat those wor- You know what eat the burger yes eat all the grease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* Sorry bout that people I don't mean to act that way I just am that way!

w00t?

I like chicken burgers.... Thats close to a cheese burger? Right? Mmmmmm chicken burger....

*wonders off to steal some from a takeaway*

Well I'm "board" so...

PLAY DAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY! PLAY DAT FUNKY MUSIC RIIIIIIIIGHT!

Oh oh I love that song..................PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know the rest.