Deathly Hallows:Unfogging the Future

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Calling all Hogwarts students, Squibs, hippogriffs, half-giants, porcupines, wizards, witches, cauldron-pinchers, cats, cornish pixies, Death Eaters, talon-collectors, goblins, Ministry workers and even Muggles!!


Have you been taking your divination classes seriously?
You better, because in now we will be predicting things that are likely to happen in book seven. Seer blood boiling already? Good.

Foretell about anything, from the last word of the book, the colour of Uncle Vernon’s tie, a conversation between Harry and Ginny to the position of the seventh horcrux, the expanded form of R.A.B, the inches Ron will have outgrown his robes or Fred and George’s latest product.

Also, you can use anything to aid your predictions—tea leaves, crystal balls, Sibyll Trelawney, tarot cards, trained parrots, excessively-lined palms, position of celestial bodies, your neighbour’s borrowed scrying glass, fortune cookies, chainsaws— although ransom letters to Rowling are strictly prohibited.

After you are sure about your prophecy, just post it here for others to approve, contradict or feed it to his/her pet manticore.

There are no prizes if you are correct of course, but if you are correct, you will be considered a great seer with a potential inner eye (or a lucky pack of cookies) and will surely be considered of replacing the current teacher of Divination at Durmstrang.

Needless to say, we all want to fast forward the date to the 21st of July. But till then, we can do our own predictions, can’t we?

So, happy foreseeing!
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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I forsee....that....
WE WILL MEET KRUM IN A 5&10 AS HARRY IS RUNNING FROM RUDOLPHUS!
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Hurrah! our first SEER!!!!! *throws magic dust all arond*

i foresee more of us coming....

*sneezes*
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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Ginny and Ron will both die, provoking a strong emotional response from both Harry and Hermione - not to mention the readers.

Then Harry and Hermione get together, and pop out a few children. Unfortunatly, Harry dies in childbirth.

The children, a boy and a girl, grow up, murder Hermione, and carry on where Voldemort (who was killed by Neville) left off.

Malfoy and Snape, who got married, have adopted the illegimet son of Dumbledore and Moaning Myrtle: Hagrid.

Hagrid sets out to stop the evil children of Harry and Hermione, armed only with his magical umbrella. On his way, he meets Mrs Weasley, and they fall in love.

Wracked with jealousy, Mr Weasley kills himself, but only after murdering his cheating wife.

Distraught, Hagrid has no choice but to push on with his quest.

And so the story continues...
I wrote the above just for you.




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that was quick

and it had some really good points.

hmm...
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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Wow, I love it! But imagine the controversy!
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her to not be alive anymore.

~Stewie Griffin




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The fans just might murder Rowling! :shock:
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lol love it!

The last word of the seventh book is scar. I guarentee it.




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wouldn't the controversy be a great ending to the series?

Rowling would probably be fleeing to Siberia
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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Not that sort of controversy! XD
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her to not be alive anymore.

~Stewie Griffin



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