Chat room adventures

"Rick you already can't fight all that well right now!" Alice stabs a spider thing with her magic sword as she scolds.

Adam spins his Weapon so it makes a loud whistle that seems to daze the spider monsters.

"It wont work for long, kill a bunch of them!"

Nutty ran through, randomly attacking driders with both her spork and her kukri.
"Hmm... are there any more further in?"

Roya runs farther squeaking and running from matt.

"NOOOO! Don't kill me! It's ROYAAAAAA! You know, the flying squirell!? Look at my status!" she says and points that away <-- to her tag bar.

Alice sits Rick down, draws her katanas, and stands over rick protectivly, Rick meanwhile scowls at her.

"Hey, you guys! We're POPULAR! Either I'm just slow and we've BEEN popular, or we just got popular and it's something to celebrate!"

Roya pulls out some party hats and noise makers.

Roya we're twenty five pages, of course we're popular! Alice slices at a spider thing with her katanas.

Roya wishes she were killing spiders rather than cowaring away from Matt and his DNA extracter....

"I'm going to close my eyes and count to three. One... two... three!"

She rips a hole in the time continuom (sp?) and hops back out ontop of a giant spider, ripping it's eyes out in the process.

"PARTY HATS!" she yells and passes them out to everyone else fighting spiders.

Alice doesn't take a party hat because she's busy killing a spider thing that's goin on rick quick. In fact they all seem to be flocking towards him, and her since she's protecting him.

Roya jumps ontop of another spider and injects it with some fast-killing poison that puts it through much pain and then gives it leprosy, making it's legs fall off instantaniously.

Alice gets thrown away from rick and does her best to get back before the spider gets to him but fails. As soon as the spider gets to him they all dissappear. Alice passes out.

Roya nudges Alice in limbo.

"AAAAAAAAAlice? Alice, where are we?" she whispers.

Mattster wakes in the middle of a forest...

"What the... Have I been drinking again?"

Mattster climbs to his feet and notices a knight repeatedly prodding him with a long spiky thing.

"Knave, thou art to come to an audience with His Majesty the King of Jamland. Pick thyself up and let us traverse the distance to my lord's castle."

Mattster stared at him.

"In that case, I say to thee. Desist with the prodding of my epidermis with thy long spiky implement, lest I elevate my boot into thy rear."

Adam openes his bag and pulls out the fabled "Bug Bomb"

"Everyone get out of the door!" He throws it down the hall and the green fumes of Spider poison fill the room and halls.

They close the door and listen to the screaming.

"Fried driders!"
Nutty dances from one foot to the other excitedly.
"Wasn't this fun, everyone?"

Nutty waits till the screaming stops, and yanks open the door, running to loot the bodies of treasure.

"Anyone like bows?"

She throws bows and quivers over her shoulder, tucking drider silk into her bag and studying anything else of use.