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aszecsei
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:10 pm
aszecsei says... · Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:10 pm
In school.

Who are you on the inside?
When in doubt...obfuscate!
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Firestalker
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:15 pm
Firestalker says... · Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:15 pm
An insane vampire.

And you?
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aszecsei
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:18 pm
aszecsei says... · Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:18 pm
A computer.

Why?
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Cobra
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:41 pm
Cobra says... · Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:41 pm
Because. Why does the world go round and not square?
The corpses are piled high around. Blood carpets the floor and flames scorch away the last remnants of humanity. The screams of the damned echo in my head. I smile. I am home.
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aszecsei
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:08 pm
aszecsei says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:08 pm
Because of some old guys in wigs.

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Firestalker
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:19 pm
Firestalker says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:19 pm
beacuse you dont know who she is.

Why do you think you can think to think about things that think about things that talk about things to do things so they thing to thing happy? :wink:
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aszecsei
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:29 pm
aszecsei says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:29 pm
Because no one else does.

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Firestalker
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:58 pm
Firestalker says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:58 pm
Sure they can. Look at Snoink for an example. :wink: :wink: (Just kidding Snoink)

Can you sleep?
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Cobra
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:23 pm
Cobra says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:23 pm
No, I am unable to sleep now that I have become a vampire. Do you watch the Simpsons?
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Firestalker
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:25 pm
Firestalker says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:25 pm
ISed to but not now.

How did you become a Vampire?
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artistpersona
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:54 pm
artistpersona says... · Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:54 pm
a) Another bloodsucker bit him.
b) He somehow rose from his grave (I'm guessing he wasn't buried deep enough or was nawed on by a vampiric worm.)

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Firestalker
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:37 am
Firestalker says... · Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:37 am
A bunny with a whip?


Whats a idiotic, cyclonic, moronaticalistic, alphabeticalized bunny?
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Firestar
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:06 am
Firestar says... · Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:06 am
The definition of you.

Why do people claim to be insane?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Firestalker
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:33 am
Firestalker says... · Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:33 am
People claim to be insane because they most likely are close to be insane and are warning others to beware.


Why did you ask, is that directed to me as an insult?
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Dynamo
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:35 am
Dynamo says... · Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:35 am
Let's take a vote. 79% said yes and 21% said no.

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