Episode I
He came from France, the son of Godzilla and the frog prince. Please, do not ask how these two varieties of fictional creature fornacated- it just happened- and in case you didn't already know, the frog prince, who wasn't actually a prince, but rather a very persuasive strain of Bull-frog, was lying about his sex also.
So anyway, Godzilla and the frog prince fell in love, went to bed, [censored], and then nine months later they gave birth, well the frog prince gave birth, to a creature about a bezillion times its size. Impossible..... think again!
Dr. Rajesh D'Souza, Head of the Department of Physics at the University of New Delhi writes:
Dear Parker,
Not only is that the biggest load of tripe I have ever read, it is both biologically and physically impossible for a frog to give birth to a giant mutant frog like dinosaur.
Yours,
Dr. R. N. D'Souza
Well it happened! And if you don't believe me ask Al, the guy who works at the dump!
But shortly after giving birth to Frogzilla, the frog prince seduced the dim-witted princess, Paris Hilton and the two lived happily ever after. (Well at least until she found out our Froggy's big secret! Wink! Wink!)
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF:
FROGZILLA- HALF FROG ¦ HALF ZILLA
