Horny Manatee

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Not sure if any of you are aware, but not too long ago, on the Conan O'Brien show, he accidentally mentioned 'www.hornymanatee.com' as part of a gag. Following the show he was told By NBC's standard's dept that by mentioning a site that doesnt on air, he had forced NBC to buy the rights to that address. So, after NBC became the proud owner of www.hornymanatee.com , he decided to go ahead and build an actual site, encouraging people to submit stories and artwork/pics of horny manatees. Lol, so this my addition. Not serious, just for a laugh.

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The darkness glimmers
shining on limpid
eyes full of sorrow
for the loss of the sea
happens to be harsh
on this particular manatee

A pain that is immense
quivers through the mound of flesh
as it waits, heart beating
at rest, within its cover
for its long lost lover.

Through the sea,
there streaked a pale form
an orange flare on the tide
and the manatee exulted!
For here at last
came its lover
once more reunited.

Go Conan!
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

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Jig... I love you. XD

This is probably the most poetic expression of a marine mammal's sexual frustration that I've ever read. Then again, it's also the only expression of a marine mammal's sexual frustration that I've ever read. While the subject makes the poem a bit too ridiculous to fly convincingly, I have to thank you for the laugh. ;)
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Hahahaha, lol, thanks a lot Fand. It is quite ridiculous; I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko



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