Here goes:
Me and Lundy and lots of other people were sat in Subway.
A drunk guy walks in, and asks for a lighter.
Then he sees me and says "Hey, you look like the guy from Pink Floyd!"
And I was like "Errr...okay".
But undeterred the man went on to proclaim me and Lundy "Should be the world leaders."
He then went on to do a perfect rendition of the song "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" and ran out.
Then he came back and did it again, slapped me on the back and disappeared forever.
And me and Lundy were like "Wow, that guy was like a Messiah, a Prophet, telling us the future!"
So we decided to create a religion based on this guy.
We called it DRUNKISM.
CORE BELIEFS OF DRUNKISM
Random Drunk Guy is the Messiah and most be remembered.
The Holy PLace to Pray is at Subway.
While praying, you must put an orange aroudn your neck, and out Pink Floyd on, and eat a Subway Sandwich.
The Holy Book is called - ORANGES THAT TALK TO EACH OTHER.
The creation story is as follows - One day, there were two oranges. One became the sun, one became the earth. Other oranges came along and became the planets.
Jack and Lundy are Leaders of Drunkism. Their formal names are John and Paul, and they are two, so they are John Paul II together (Catholic irony intended).
THAT IS ALL!
YES, I AM SLIGHTLY DRUNK.
(You had to be there, or at least in the Chatbox)
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