Talk about yourself in third person

Herb pushes the bowl a little closer to ellie. It's clear he wants her to try it.

Ellie goes to the kitchen and gets a spoon... she returns to the bowl of mayo.

Polt is crying in the corner because of that atrocious bowl of mayonnaise and whipped cream. They don't know when or how they got here, but they want to go home, which is safely mayonnaise and whipped cream free.

Herb scoffs, gives thw bowl of mayo to Ellie, then crawls like a feral animal towards Polt. She gives them a mishevious look as she picks up a jar of mayonaise and starts scooping it into a bowl.

Paige is sitting at a table, eating chicken nuggets. Watching the mayo and whipped cream event unfold.

Herb stares at Paige and holds out a bowl of mayo topped with mustard.

Paige stares at Herb, then takes the bowl, dipping her chicken nugget in.

Ellie returns with the spoon and takes her seat. She is full of fear, as she looks at the mayo.

Ant arrives after just discovering this thread. She thinks it is cool, but then she sees the mayo, and casts a suspicious look to herb.

Gengar scans the room, taking in all this mayo shenanigans. They shrug, and drink some vinegar that everyone else probably thinks is water

Polt sobs harder as she comes closer, pressing into the corner with wide, fearful eyes. Once he scurries away, they take the opportunity to hide behind Ant, as far from the mayo as they can get.

Paige crawls on the floor, chicken nugget in her mouth.

Ellie looks at herb. Ellie wonder if she should eat it or not.

Inferno is getting claustrophobic from all the people and odd food. The smell of mayonnaise, smoothies, and vinegar mixes into a.. delicious... concoction. Is she the only one who doesn't find mass amounts of mayo appetizing? Anyone?
"Ellie, don't do it." Inferno warns, absolutely positive of her admonition.

Paige sat cross legged on the floor. “Ellie, do it,” she said. And crawled back over to the table she was at, and grabbed a fistful of chicken nuggets.