This Just In!

THIS JUST IN:
HOW TO PLAY: Starting with someone saying THIS JUST IN! and then something else

EXAMPLE:
THIS JUST IN! TEA FOUND A RACOON!

Expand this breaking news however long you'd like!
Afterwards, you can start a new breaking news anytime you'd like!

EXAMPLE
POST ONE : THIS JUST IN! TEA FOUND A RACOON! LETS GO TO OUR CORESPONDENT ON THE FIELD!
POST TWO: HI [NAME] HERE! THIS IS THE RACOON THAT TEA FOUND, IT MIGHT BE RABID.
POST THREE: AGREED, IT LOOKS ICKY AND- OH WAIT? THIS JUST IN! [YADAYAYADYADYA]

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STARTING:
THIS JUST IN, THE US IS OUT OF LEMONS!

Hi, I am a US lemon. I believe that this is false news.

I am a british lemon, i think the us lemon is actually a space lemon.

THIS JUST IN: The US lemon makes a journey to the moon, being the first lemon to ever travel to space.

Uh, actually, korean lemon here, us lemon stole my spaceship.

I am the spaceship and I can vouch for Korean lemon

THIS JUST IN: MERCURY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED!

Hello, I am the planet Venus. Mercury and I were in love. Now i feel broken since he is gone.

Hello i am the earth, i am the twin of venus

Hi earth. Good to hear from you.

THIS JUST IN: Venus murders earth after she suspects he was responsible for the death of mercury

*sniff* Hi.. I'm mars, me and earth are married and gay ... this is a hate crime!!!

THIS JUST IN: MARS THINKS THAT VENUS COMMITED A HATE CRIME

THIS JUST IN: MARS FOUND DEAD AT 4.603 BILLION YEARS

Hello i am the astroid belt what the FUNK just happend

dont worry, just a little remodelling

THIS JUST IN: A new “remodeling” project has started, involving killing famous planets