Dumb Character Names

Ok so I’m not the only one who gives my characters dumb names, am I?

What often happens is that I’ll make a character, but then I don’t know what to name them, so I say “you know what? Lemme just call them something stupid for now and then I’ll think of a name later.” But every single time I end up getting attached to the stupid name.
So tell me, YWSers, have you ever named a character something very absurd (maybe in the past or in a current project)? I’ll go first. I’m not gonna give any context for the names but you can if you want:

—Asthma Man
—Angel + Devil
—Fizzie
—Muffin
—Jello (I changed his name to Gene though)


Side note: with the exception of Asthma Man and Muffin, I have this little hidden in-universe rule for my characters. I realized that literally nobody would give their child these stupid names, so the rule is that a lot of people have nicknames that somehow everyone knows and everyone always uses, all the time.

I believe the most absurd name I've ever given is:

King Ping Pong

There was also:

Lard Duck
Karnage Destro
Emperor Neferu the Nefarious

Purple tea... one kid in my class called his character fart.

Without getting philosophical...

I've created some character names in the past that I thought were cool at the time--but in hindsight, were just cringeworthy. What worked for me is that I sort of owned those blackmarks and--bluntly put--made something better out of it. As opposed to painting it over with a new name.

[EDIT] For example, long ago I named a character Ringo. It was just a random name I overheard elsewhere; can't remember where. Later on in life, I found out that "ringo" is the Japanese word for "apple". I mineself am addicted to green apples. Based on this, I decided the character would be a nameless orphan child who was randomly given that name because he was always eating green apples.