X or Y

N

A or E?

E!

Greenland or Iceland?

Iceland. The name isn't misleading... Greenland... takes a while to find something green that isn't artificial.

South Africa or Africa?

Africa as a whole.

Island or Continent?

How dare you!

Island. I live in Africa... Mauritius sounds much better.

Mauritius or Kenya?

Mauritius


Christmas Island or Easter Islands?

Easter Islands... It's Easter after all.

The Bahamas or Hawai?

The Bahamas!Of course not because of tax evasion.


Scotland or Wales?

That's illegal! I still remember our conversation on the best country to do tax evasion in.

Scotland. My grandmother is a Rutherford, we descend from Scottish merchants. I have one generation that spent about twenty years in Wales but in truth they were English.

South Africa or Zimbabwe?

South Africa The other option is a trap.

Dog or Doug?

This is very, very, very true.

Doug... that's what we call my cat or Doog.

Seychelles or Mauritius?

Seychelles. They have a cool flag.

Poland or Indonesia?

We have a saying when you don't listen in class: You aren't in Mauritius.

Indonesia. It's more beautiful, tropical, beaches.

Antarctica or Artic?

I just thought that the flags are the same, just upside down.

Cool saying.

Antarctica

Texas or Peru?

Texas, I guess. Less dangerous.

Big Bang or Big Freeze?