Reserved 1 + 2

Janus blinked in surprise.

"By all means, come inside...!"

He turned around to find the lamp shade gone. He was about to scold Remus for eating it, but decided against it in an attempt to make a good first impression.

"Remus, we need to do the dark side... interview... thing."

It seemed as if he had no idea what he was doing.

"I promise you, I know exactly what I'm doing."

Remus quickly ate the rest of the lampshade and then ate the lamp too

"since when do we have to do that?"

Logan tilted his head slightly, walking inside.

“An interview..? Also, I do not wish to make impolite first impressions. However, it would not be beneficial for you to eat the lamp, Remus.”

Janus sighed, slightly irritated at Remus. He decided to turn to Logan, telling the truth (for once).

"...We've never done this before, okay? We don't know how to induct you, Logan. And neither of us are sure you won't be communicating with the light sides about this. It's a possibility that you could have been sent as a spy."

Remus ate the lightbulb in the lamp too

"ill eat what i want. And if i find out you are a spy youre gonna spend the rest of your existence duct taped to my wall with 24 staples in your d:!:"

{hehe forbidden snacc}

Logan shook his head.

“I am not a spy. Question me all you’d like, but I came here on my own account. Now, I did not tell the others about this transition, but even if I were to, I doubt they would listen or take me seriously.”

“Actually, I think something about... the ugly truth, per say. Knowing that everything is bad, despite not wanting to. It needs to be fit into one word, however...”

{*frantically searches online for something}

"Hm... No, that doesn't seem right to me either. ...Brutality?"

(I'll be back later)