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Why did the Apricots Cross the Road?
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The Princess of Darkness

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The Idiot's Handbook Volume Four: Everything You Need To Know About Farting
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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How To Peel Bananas : A Complete Guide.
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There's monsters under my bed in my stomach
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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The Diary of a Monster in the Closet
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How to eat little kids: The Bed Monster's Ultimate Guide
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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How To Use The Commode Correctly: An Idiot's Guide
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Wiping your Butt is fun!

-A Parent's guide for potty training their kids
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When The Sun Falls
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Through The Silence/Through A Shadowed Valley (I’m holding this copyright - I do want to use it later on.)
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The Dictionary's Day in the Dairy

(This is randomosity after all...)
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The World After Storm
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If I Only Missed His Love
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