Really though, they are best together. I don't know why anyone would eat them separate to begin with.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
You carefully place it on the table so that it looks like a new packet. insert a little note if you like teasing . When the next person comes to have it and finds it to be a silly prank, then that look on their face is priceless. especially effective if you do this in your hostel rooms
...Or you just give them a normal Oreo except use mozzarella as the "cream."
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
It would taste like cheese cake, so yeah it wouldn't be bad. In that case, use bird poop as the cream.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
No it's not. Just go to Chicago and look around. (There's probably other cities that would work but Chicago is the only one I've been to that has tons of bird poop everywhere.)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
