King/Queen of the hill

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You may not be alive, but you still exist. And now every single atom in you has been ripped apart and scattered across the broken remains of the universe. So, yeah, you may not be alive, but that doesn't change the fact that I can still alter HOW you aren't alive. Also, a few of your electrons may still be on the hill, but since not all of you is there I now have the hill.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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You only have one hill my friend. I have the hill in every other alternate timeline.

You can keep that hill if you're so attached to it.
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Too bad for you. The contest was about THIS hill, not alternate timeline hills, even if it's the same hill in those timelines.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*sighs*

Do I really have to break out Prince of Darkness persona here? I'd much rather remain Harry Hardy and do this simply. The Prince of Darkness will be much less forgiving.
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Forgiving about what?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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About everything.
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...But I didn't do anything, other than try to win.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Well that is one of my...less friendly personalities. Anyway he's a primordial being. He gets mad very easily.
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Primordial beings tend to do that...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Yes unfortunately. There was this one guy named Karnage...
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I can already guess from his name. (He was obviously a super-powered toddler.)
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Well he wasn't half as bad as King Pong

(You'll eventually find all of this out when I post this story)
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King... Pong? I thought it was King Kong
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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No I mean King Pongius Pong.
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Oh. (No idea who that is)

*Summons King Bananne of the monkeys in world I made up a while ago*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



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