Last Person To Post Here Wins (15)

*comes back after long shift in Tartarus*

*sees warning and smiles sheepishly*

*drops the weapons and offers everyone a cheerio*

I'm just here because I'm bored. May the best person (or rather the lucky person) win!!

Same. Although we all know that's me

Well then good luck to you.

Want a cheerio?

Can anyone get some ice-cream please _/\_

Which flavor?

Strawberry and Butterscotch


And some pain-killers for my sensitive tooth. :'((

I got you. The ice cream will arrive in about 1000 years.

Can I get a cookie?

Sure.
What kind?

Chocolate Chip

*summons a dump truck filled with chocolate chip cookies*

Here you go. Enjoy!!!

Thank you so much. Very generous of you.

Would you like something yourself?

Can I have some ice cream?

Which flavor?

Chocolate and caramel

Done.

*picks up phone*

"Hello, Elysium Ice Cream Bar, How may I help you?"
"I need ice cream, chocolate and caramel, enough to fill an oil tanker,"
"Whaat, what do you need so much for?"
"Does that matter? MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!"
"Yes your Highness. It'll be delivered in five minutes."